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nashNET eGuinness

features
o 3D rendered glass.
o Inexhaustible supply
of HOPS beer.
o 2 user-specifiable
Outlook settings;
Optimist / Pessimist
o Sobriety algorithms
& readout.
o Wastage & Spillage
reduction system.
o Variable drinking rate;
Sip, Gulp, Down

No longer is the excuse 'Not while I'm on the job' available. After years of research, in some of England's finest institutions, scholars have made a breakthrough in the study of alcohol - it's been digitised.
eGuinness is the first publicly licensed implementation to employ the Hangover Omitting Pint System (or HOPS), developed in cooperation with the University of York.
Put simply, eGuinness is a program which simulates the visual and social effects of alcohol. The user can drink at his/her own pace (sip, gulp or down) and the program will, using complex biomechanical algorithms, determine the state of sobriety. It operates in two modes; quiet drink (left) and verbose (below left), has user-customisable outlook settings (pessimist / optimist) and can also be blended into the background when you've had enough (below right).

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BOTH CHRIS NASH AND NASHNET ACCEPT NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR UNDESIRABLE EFFECTS (SUCH AS DATA LOSS, ETC.) ARISING FROM USE OR MISUSE OF THESE FILES. ALTHOUGH THE CODE HAS BEEN RIGOUROUSLY TESTED, THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED AS IS.

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downloads

eGuinness.exe (230Kb)

NOTE: This program requires the MS Visual Basic 5 Runtime files to run. Although these files are pre-installed on most Windows operating systems, some users of older versions of Windows 95 will have to download them from the Microsoft website.