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Andy Sloan, Spurs fan, studied law at Bristol Uni before embarking on this adventure and then crash landing into life as a lawyer. Originally from Horsham, previous claims to fame include stumbling across Rick Mayall and Kate Moss having a smooch in St Leonard's Forest. Expert at epic days in the mountains, locking himself out of homes, saying yes to things he simply doesn’t have time to do and forgetting his passport. 0.5cm taller than Malcolm.

Matt Holyfield, Northerner, Cheltenham Town fan, educated (allegedly) at Staffordshire Uni. Signed up for the entire journey but coal-mining and wood gathering duties meant he joined the tour from Estonia onwards. Once got mistaken for looking like Prince William and the only man I know to walk across a mine-field without realising. Deserves serious decoration for surviving 10 months on the road with Andy and for helping concoct the idea on the now infamous and painful train ride home from a night of New Year’s Eve celebrations in, wait for it, Yeovil.

Malcolm Sloan, also Horsham raised but ran away north to Sheffield Uni before flirting with rock stardom and then joining the Table tour from India onwards (even hijacking the four-legged wonder for a solo stretch through Cambodia). Still pretending to be doing one of those "I'm-young-and-crazy things before settling down, getting a respectable job in the City (with tie), mortgage, wife, and 12 children" whilst having actually settled down, got a respectable job in the City (with tie), mortgage, wife, and working on the 12 children.

Mike Milnes, true Northerner, Huddersfield, party to the first few chapters of the trip down into Spain as fellow founding father of the Table. Spent 3 years with Andy and Em in the drinking dens of Bristol whilst pretending to study law. Now a practising drinker, I mean lawyer, in the dens of Leeds. Selected as a "dream date" and got free holiday from Glamour magazine. Won't admit it was actually "Glamorgan" magazine. His diamond of a mother hand-made the big purple bag to transport the Table on its way to glory.

Chris Nash, the web designer, all round computer guru and unsung hero (just check out the map on the venues page – pure magic). Another flag bearer of Horsham town, with a degree at York and another at Trinity College Dublin. Exceedingly jealous of the aforementioned, yet hesitant that said jealousy might just land him on the next trip. Click the nashNET logo for more about his other endeavours, and to meet "George”.

Emma Harris, general star, backup agent in UK and fellow supporter of the Iranian team in Dublin. Responsible for most of the Iranian national team signatures on the Table. Now a property developer extraordinaire. Doesn't like shoes when drunk.

Nidge, from Wakefield, the most northern place on earth. Crossed paths with the Table in Thailand and was reunited with his new found love in Japan. Master of filming in the dark before realising that he has the lens cap on. Still professes to have won the North-South drinking competition, and was in the lead for much of it, but the southerners have the photo of him asleep in the sand; too much time in the company of table-touring southern pansies, clearly. Sheffield United fan to the point of distraction.

Nicole Johnson, Malcolm’s better-half and book promoter of the highest calibre. The life and soul of Seaford and can be heard from almost as far away…laughing. The most delightful breath of fresh air, she reinvigorated this project and helped drive it to its final conclusion. Thanks will never be enough. 12 Children?! You’re having a laugh.